The East is a delicate matter, especially when it comes to Japan. The country, which was isolated for a long time, lagged behind most countries after two world wars, and then committed something incredible. Mentality isn’t the only thing that sets Japan apart. Its culture is truly rich. Painting, architecture, poetry and literature. Golden Pavilion, Kabuki Theater, haiku and the work of Haruki Murakami. And you shouldn’t forget about traditions, it’s worth it tea ceremony.
Murakami has already been mentioned, but modern Japanese culture is not limited to. Many films, anime and games are proof of this. “Seven Samurai” by Kurosawa, “Battle Royale” by Fukasaku, “Spirited Away” by Miyazaki have earned recognition all over the world. And without the series Yakuza, Devil may Cry, Final Fantasy, Metal Gear Solid, Persona, the portrait of the modern game industry would be incomplete.
So ladies, gentlemen and other crocodiles, welcome to Smoking room of the Land of the Rising Sun. I think whoever wanted it was already into it, so enough with tea ceremonies, let’s move on to the rules.
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Criminal psychology. Everyone must make a report on one of the proposed topics. I see “serial crime analysis”. I’ll take it.
Two weeks of withdrawal. How detailed? What to concentrate on? How not to get lost in details? What if people actually feel bad during the process?? In general, my whole set of fears and the fight against the attitude “don’t talk about maniacs in front of normal people” kicked in.
I ask in the group chat about what they would be most interested in within this topic. Everyone bloodthirstyly answers that about the crimes themselves.
Breaks further. I’m not interested in maniacs because of the atrocities they committed. And their biography. How they came to their bottom. What events, what character traits influenced this?. There seems to be a different mood in the group.
I’m sending the group’s wishlist to hell. I’m sending my lock to hell. I decide that to hell with it, even if everyone from my report runs out into the corridor, I’ll do it as I want. Chose Chikatilo as the owner of the most revealing biography.
Prepared a report. I mercilessly cut it down to fit it into 15 minutes (and even then it turned out to be 25, but, again, I sent it all to hell).
She started with the words: “I remember that you wanted to hear more about the crimes themselves in the report. But I want them to be a CONSEQUENCE of life events, natural and logical. And this will be the central theme.".
I’m starting. I’m telling you. I’m going into a rage, everything is as always. I know that the group loves my reports, which allowed me to relax a little, they say, I have earned authority, they will forgive me if anything happens.
Somewhere in the middle I see the teacher’s absolutely admiring eyes. Undisguised delight. I hardly see the group, only the first rows (the lights are off, because the presentation. It’s already dark outside). It’s like they’re not whispering, they’re listening.
End. Applause. My pre-students ASK me QUESTIONS, which seems to be a rarity after the reports. The teacher himself asks with the same look: “When did you become interested in this topic?? At what age? Why? This is from different sources? You collected everything yourself?». In the group chat they ask you to send the report by email so that you can tell your friends.
And the next day, already in a live discussion, I received the highest compliment from one of my classmates: “I resisted empathizing with him until the last moment, it was somehow disgusting. But then I gave up. I feel sorry for the guy and it’s really clear how he came to this”.
I’m fucking happy.
Smokers immediately set to work and home improvement. While everyone was working, Earl was quietly drinking and messing around.
For the first three days everything went well, everyone was communicating and doing common things.
Even in such a harsh place there is still a place for love 🙂
Trouble comes unexpectedly! In terrible withdrawal, Cox goes to bed.
Following him, Earl falls ill from lack of food and bobo in his finger.
Dasha starts to go crazy.
A day later, seeing the hopeless situation of Earl and Cox, Dasha decides to dig their graves.
While Vek was running around hysterically, and Strelok was in the hospital, Earl died completely unexpectedly 🙁
As soon as he died, Zamul immediately pulled him out of the pastel and began to bite off his flesh.
Stig sees this madness and takes Earl’s bitten body to bury it in the grave.
But Zamul digs Earl out and continues his meal.
Having tightly bitten Earl’s head, Zamul doesn’t bother burying his friend in the grave and goes to sleep.
In the morning, smelling something delicious, Schizoid comes and also snacks on Earl.
At the general meeting it is decided that the situation is too difficult to neglect delicious Kazakh meat. Everyone eats a little bit of Earl.
And then Freem cuts up the leftovers to make a pie.
The next day, no longer able to endure hunger, Strelok dies. Thus, Rudy practically gets breakfast in bed.
And then, according to tradition, Strelok is cut into a pie. Stig doesn’t let anyone touch his friend and cuts up the body himself.
Except for the most persistent, everyone around is hysterical and crazy. And Cox is still in terrible withdrawal pain. Everyone understands that he doesn’t have much left.
Despite the anarchy going on all around, the Century is happy with everything.
After a couple of days the situation became a little more normal. Thanks to Owl’s research, it is possible to build hydroponic farms, giving a chance for survival. Meanwhile, Stig, impressed by the death of Strelok and his personal butchering, faints and falls into a deep coma, he has to be fed from a drip.
Nevertheless, Mrkuryev the Terrible, completely disillusioned with the immorality of his friends, leaves the camp and goes to seek death in the wasteland. As a result, he also takes with him the only firearm into the camps, leaving everyone practically without protection.
Soon after, most of the camp went to bed. Of course, they try to help each other, but death does not take long to arrive.
Literally the next evening, withdrawal finally defeats https://debetscasino.co.uk/ Cox and the Owl single-handedly eats his head. In this chaos, almost no one noticed that Vek also died from malnutrition, and he was immediately thrown onto the cutting table.
In terrible grief, Kokhan begins to go crazy and pursues Zamul to kill him.
Will Kokhan be able to catch up with Zamul?? Or they will both be eaten by bears? And who will remain alive among this madness?? You will find out in the next episode :3
I sit and wait for further developments.
Imagine the situation: a damn dozen smokers end up in the Arctic wasteland. They have no food, and there are no living creatures to be seen in the area… But they have a plan!
Who will be eaten first??
Place bets!
A city planning sim that has been in development by 1 person for a shitload of years now.
Graphon from twenty years ago.
Gameplay from twenty-five years ago.
The game can crash just by pressing Esc.
Difficult.
And when I mean "Complicated" I mean Anno is a tricycle. Settlers – sports bike. Emperor or Caesar – a sophisticated sports car. And Ymir – three cargo containers of spare parts from Falcon 9 with assembly instructions in Latvian.
What do they usually do when they play Gradosim?? They rivet houses, expand, look at the resources – they see that some iron is missing and immediately build about five mines for future use, so that there is a lot of resources, and there is no need to worry about it later. And now how it’s done in Ymir: you see that you don’t have enough iron, you build five mines, oversaturate the market with iron, bring down prices in the metallurgical sector, deprive your miners and blacksmiths of income, they go bankrupt, leave their jobs, stop paying taxes, go on welfare, the treasury empties, barbarians come and clean out your face.
And the coolest thing is that even in such a situation you can find a way out: you start issuing precious metals. metals to increase the money supply in the region, introduce a tithe on the total amount of income in the region, pour these funds into the military industry, purchase bundles of weapons under the state program and provide metallurgy with demand.
And this happens everywhere: in politics, government, population growth, classes, trade. Infernal game for a game developed by 1 person.
10 non-breeding sows due to too high level of education out of 10.
What ultimately happened to Zamul and Kokhan?
Nothing. They almost froze to death on the other side of the map and the others had to save them. Meanwhile, some suicide attacks the camp, because at that very moment all the smokers rush at him, sensing the smell of fresh meat.
Filet mignon for dinner tonight.
Meanwhile, Stig is still comatose, and no improvement is expected.
After a couple of days, it turns out that hydroponic farms are completely unable to cope with their task. And it’s Brown Glutton’s fault.
All smokers understood this, so the next day Rudy disappeared somewhere without a trace, and a new suit appeared near the cutting table.
In the morning the Schizoid also dies from malnutrition. The owl single-handedly eats her head and continues his research, it looks like her head is a delicacy.
Nevertheless, even Owl’s nerves give out, and once again, when they were swollen, she vomited all over the house and ran away to freak out.
In the morning, Frim decides that it’s not good for good things to go to waste and sews himself a jacket from Earl’s leather.
The owl has not been able to calm down for the second day, and the fifty-degree frost does not bother her. None of the smokers leaves the house, so as not to get caught.
But at some point her body cannot withstand such stress. Zamul runs to save her, but he himself, weakened, falls into the snow, dying from the cold. The rest of the smokers are just as bad and cannot help them… it seemed that Owl and Zamul were doomed… When suddenly… STIG COMES OUT OF A COMA AND SAVES ZAMUL AND OWL!
Stig puts everyone to bed and starts caring for his friends. Taking care of them the same way they did for several days.
But Zamul died anyway..
“I just wanted to have a snack,” thinks Dasha as she butchers Zamul.
“I just wanted to sew some pants for myself,” Frim thinks as he stitches Zamul’s skin.
The next day Dasha died from boredom poisoning.
Since the hydroponic farms were working at full capacity, the remaining smokers decided not to eat Dasha, but to bury her properly. The owl had to be persuaded.
A few days later, life began to get better. The smokers had food, Freem continued to sew clothes from the dead.
The bandits were killed and replenished food supplies..
Love even began to return to the camp.
“Now everything will be fine, we will survive this winter,” the smokers thought. How wrong they were..
Who will survive the attack of the Winipuhs? What do I mean when I say that Owl cooked Kiev cutlets?? Who will remain victorious in a life-and-death battle?? You will learn all this in the latest episode of Arctic Smokers :3
Sorry, comrades. I screwed up with the screenshots, there won’t be a movie 🙁
Kokhan will be eaten by bears. Hydroponic farms will explode and kill Stig. Frim will go into hysterics and dig up Kokhan’s body to mock him all night. And he himself will die from the cold, after which the Owl will cook Kiev cutlets. Cannibalism and alcoholism imba, Owl won 🙂
The further I go, the more I wonder.
Why the hell do I (I’m sure I’m not the only one) still go to the smoking room every day??
There are new subjects – good, let’s read them. No – go on with your business. Only a couple of these subjects a week can be collected. And you still come in every day.
And if someone raises an interesting topic, everyone will come to life, there will be discussion and comments. Because everyone is coming in. .
What am I all about??
WE’RE ALL FAGOTS, THAT’S WHAT IT’S FOR
It seems to me that sooner or later you will become the manager of the IRL, you will be embarrassed by how relatively monotonous everything is there, and you will return to the game.
Stig, smiling tenderly, began to care for Zamul’s wounds ^_^
Timely treatment, plus a less serious infection, and Zamul was recovering quite quickly. -1 looks like it won’t happen.
. The smokers rushed to him, trying to protect their home, but… With one bite, the tiger breaks Merkuryev’s spine and he died on the spot.
And Owl’s foot was chewed off in that battle… Now this is extremely slow crap.
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. By the sea.
Pyzhyan, meanwhile, fell into another hysteria, because he passionately wanted love and communication, but because of his “peculiarities” he could not talk to anyone.
Earl came to give him the p*ss, who at the same moment freaked out due to the fact that Stig rejected his advances
Then Yegoryan freaked out because of Merkuryev’s death and handed out the p*ss to Earl
A couple of days later, cholera struck down on the 5th. .
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. Not knowing who did this, and not really wanting to know, he, swearing and swearing, dragged Merkuryev’s body back to the grave
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Meanwhile, Stig became the main earner of the Smoking Room. He loved to walk around killing rabbits or something larger
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. Dazzle is in mourning.
What will Dazzle do?? ? Will Pyzhyan leave the tribe?? .
Sometime later ^_^
P.S. . The schizoid and Yegoryan had high.
At Owl’s with Flair
. Unless I capture a second gay guy in some raid ^_^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEgVl0mna3E&t=55s
Since the old smoking room has ended, and no one wanted to make a new one – keep it. I hope I didn’t mess up.
. Hmm… everything is fine and I don’t see anything suspicious about it.